Moria

Written By: Jonny the Ultamate
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“What’s the quickest way to Mordor?” Legolas asked.

“Well, we can travel the mines of Moria, my cousin Balin will give us a royal welcome,” Gimli replied.

“Yeah, that’s one possibility, but let’s check them all,” said Gandalf.

“Oh, Oh, Oh, I got one!” said Pippin.

“Yes, What?” asked Gandalf.

“Let’s go take a shortcut to the mushrooms!” Pippin replied.

“I’m with Gimli,” said Aragorn.

“I’m with Pippin,” said Merry.

“Let’s vote,” interrupted Boromir, “raise your hand if you want to take a shortcut to the mushrooms…. One, two, and me so that’s three.”

“Let’s go with Gimli since we lost,” said Pippin.