The Bestest Taters

Written By: Strawberry Usagi You can view the Original Here: All Credit goes to the Author

Frodo and Sam, Middle Earth's most bad ass rappers, are on another journey: a journey for...the bestest tater ever!

It was Sam's idea to stop in the newest taterbar in their Shire, and being somewhat curious about the new place, Frodo tagged along with his best friend.

"Look!" Sam exclaimed, pointing to a giant golden tater. "Frodo," he started, putting on a look of determination, "we must have that tater, for it is the bestest!"

Frodo nodded, but was soon disappointed to know that the bestest tater had to be won before they were able to enjoy it.

"Sam," said Frodo, "look there on the wall."

"Hm? A tater rap battle?"

Sam was ecstatic to know that, unlike Frodo, who was angsting in a corner at the thought of being chased by rabid fangirls. He climbed onto the stage and proceeded to challenge the 'Tater Rap Master', Gandalf! Dun dun dun!

Gandalf was the first to start: "Yo, yo, yo! I'm an old wizard, ya know! I have a grey beard, I like my corn eared! You, Hobbit, will not get that tater, so, later gator!"

The blonde-haired Hobbit just scoffed at the old wizard's rap. "I can do better than that!"

"Do it, then!" He shouted and proceeded to comb his beard.

He did just that too, rapping, "Yo! I'm Sam from the Shire and I'm here to say that I'm going home later with that tater today! You're just an old man, so recon'ize that I won this battle, so high-five!"

Just like that Gandalf was beaten! Sam was victorious, and he now had the coveted 'bestest tater' in his possession. There was only one thought on his mind when he held it in his hands...CURLY FRIES!!!

"Sam, you won!"

"Of course, Frodo!"

And with that, they ate the bestest tater, cried tears of joy, their tastebuds sang, and they went back to their Hobbit houses for a much needed nap.